me when i drop my pen on the floor at school
teacher: class take your seats
"How are your grades?"
"What are you majoring in?"
"Have you got a girlfriend?"
"What do you want to do when you graduate?"
y’know how people over 40 hold their touch screen phones at arm’s length and press everything with one finger
chicken nuggets arent even that great
what did you just say
being black is really wonderful and convenient bc i can just be sitting here in my room like this
and whenever people come looking for me to do stuff i dont even really have to hide all i have to do it turn off my light and
and then when they leave i just
ive received this question so many times since i posted this yesterday so imma just leave this right here ok
ʖ haha got ur nose
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drake tryna get up from the chair after nicki leaves
once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year